Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Shots

Energy Shots:

6 Hour Power (Sugar Free): They have info. on all their products here
1. Very Berry: Kind of watered down tasting, but that's not really what's important here, is it? It's mostly physical energy, less mental focus. 0 calories

Fuel:
1.Extra Strength 7 Hour Energy Shot: Well it tastes like watered down cherry cough syrup, but you're not really drinking it for the taste, are you? Anyway, it has definite diuretic properties. The energy is long lasting - 7 hours or so. It's pretty good, but it doesn't have quite as much mental focus as I like in my energy shots. 4 calories.

Layfield's Energy Plus:
1. Energy Focus No Pain Berry: Not bad flavor, but it'd better not be sine there're 25 calories in there. More importantly, it's pretty good on the energy and focus too. I suddenly wanted to clean for an hour or so, just like when I first take adderall or ritalin. Nothing spectacular, but one of the better ones.


Monster:
1.Lobo Hitman Energy Shooter: I like the taste, but I think I'm probably alone in that. It works well enough, but it's just not a 5 Hour Energy. I do wonder if, had I not had one of these, I wouldn't have ended up getting into a discussion with a married, devout Mormon about whether or not it's against the Mormon religion for married people to incorporate masturbation into their sexual repertoire. (Navigate through their website to get the nutritional info.)

Rock On Energy Shot: (sold at Walgreens)
1. Berry Blast: Bleh, tastes watered down, go with orange. Works fine.
2. Orange Octane: Tastes fine, works comparably to a 5 hour.


Slim Quick Energy for Women
1. Lemon Berry: Tastes good, head feels fuzzy if taken with too many other supplements

Stacker 2:
-Xtra Energy Shot:
1. Berry: Tastes good, but I hardly noticed any kick at all. Working and later working out still draaaaaagged, and I didn't really detect any mental boost either. This is what you get when you find an energy shot at the dollar store, I guess.


Starbucks Doubleshot:
1. Espresso and Cream: This is one of those exceptions I refer to in the Java Monster section. This was a post alcohol pick me up since the nature of my night required me to be up for a while longer that night. And you know what? I did stay up and fuck all night, so all power to this little sugary, caffeinated indulgence. Oh and they taste good. (Nut. Info.)

-Regular: This is the worst tasting energy/diet product I've had in 8 years when the thrift store I worked at at the time got in some expired gimmicky diet juice shit. This would be forgivable if it'd given me any sort of high, but that just wasn't the case. I had admittedly had a large meal beforehand though. Anyway, I got this one at some extremely energy geared gas station between Orlando and Miami, so you probably won't see it anyway. (Nut. Info.)

1. Strawberry Lemonade: If by strawberry lemonade they mean that pine sol shit the janitors in public school use, sure. So it doesn't taste great, but it gives some steady energy and appetite suppression. There's not much in the way of a speed high though. (Nut. Info.)


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